Warming Up

When The Doctor was preparing a drug that would be injected to the patient, suddenly, the patient who was lying in bed screaming out. The Doctor was surprised, so he asked to the patient: 

The Doctor : Well...why are you screaming out ? What is the fear of injections ? 
Patients : No...Sir, I screamed just for warming up. So that, when I'm shot I will not scream anymore... :D 
The Doctor : ?!!?!!?!?!

Asking for Help

Somewhere in doctor's practice room, came a man ± 60 years old, a woman ± 25 years old and a child ± 2 years old.

After seated, there was a question and answer between doctor with these patients.

The Doctor : Who is sick ?
The Woman (who answered): That's Mr. Doctor, my husband can not move their weapons. (That's impotent).
The Doctor (half-surprised, because he thinks he's did her parents): "How long has the pain sir?"
The Man : It's been about 5 years ago doctor...
The Doctor : But your child  was ± 2 years old, that's impossible...

The Woman heard the question doctor did smile a little smile. The Man with a coy answer :

The Man : Yes, Doctor, that child is a child of my wife, but he's not my child.
The Doctor : Does your wife have time to marry when you're widowed?
The Man : No doctor, he was still a virgin.
The Doctor : So...!!?
The Man : That time... I asked for help to my neighbor because I want to have a child...

Hearing the unexpected answer before the doctor said :

The Doctor : Why didn't you ask me to do it ?

The woman heard the words of Doctor said, looking small smile full of meaning. Doctors soon realized, and correct it.

The Doctor : No...I mean...why didn't you seek treatment before !... XD

Low Blood Pressure

A colleague was assigned by the Institute of Blood Transfusion taking activities in one large family of famous ludruk in the Jakarta area. After examining a patient, the following conversation happened...

Doctor : Mr. Paijo, your blood couldn't be retrieved. Now, you can't be blood donors... :( 

Ludruk Players I : Why is Doctor ?

Doctor : He has low blood pressure... :(  

Ludruk Players I (with a bit anxious): How to treat it Doctor ? 

Ludruk Players II (nyeletuk): It is very easy friend, only eating a ladder, Later...yours blood pressure rise so high !.... XD

Blowing Balloons

A child aged less 4 years old were in the room with his mother who was changing clothes.
When her mother took off her BRA, the child speaks...

Child : Mother,...mother...your balloons less hard, it should be blown...
Mother : Hush, this isn't a balloon! (pointing at her breast)...
Child : Why, I had seen the man in the barn was blowing Minah's balloons very hard !

MAGIC VOICES In The Oral Cavity

One day, in the oral cavity Mr.X, there have been disputes. This fight happen because of misunderstanding between groups incisor / insisivum and group molar...

Molar : I HATE YOU... :(
Incisor : Why are you hate me ?
Molar : Because you always want to win selfish... :(
Incisor : What a win ?
Molar : When Mr. X was eating would you most first tasting dishes, while I can only remnants... :(
Incisor :  That's one reason you were born later and would be placed there... :)
Molar : The most upsetting ...!!! when Saturday night arrives ..., you can socialize with your brothers from the mouth of Mrs. X while I just watch from afar... T-T

Last, canines speak to both of them... :D

Canines : DON'T BE NOISY !!!...or I'll stab you all...(angry canines)
Molar & Incisor : Oh...NOOOOOO....@#$%$#$